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Sunday, June 23, 2013

Satire of Goldman Sachs

Just consider what is happening in the financial system recently:  Gary Gensler is being removed from the CFTC in July because he is becoming successful in trying to regulate derivatives; and the banks are consolidating their power for further use in "operational and analytical big data, content management and delivery, mobile and social infrastructure, user data management and data hub."

Look at the satire below and notice how it points out the ugly truth of the matter:

Financial Sector Thinks It's About Ready to Ruin World Again
Satire by Onion

“It’s been about five or six years since we last crippled every major market on the planet, so it seems like the time is right for us to get back out there and start ruining the lives of billions of people again,” said Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein. “We gave it some time and let everyone get a little comfortable, and now we’re looking to get back on the old horse, shatter some consumer confidence, and flat-out kill any optimism for a stable global economy for years to come.”

“People are beginning to feel at ease spending money and investing in their futures again,” Blankfein continued. “That’s the perfect time to step in and do what we do best: rip the heart right out of the world’s economy.”

According to sources, the overwhelming majority of investment bankers are “ready to get the ball rolling” by approving a host of complex and poorly understood debt-backed securities that are doomed to quickly default, as well as issuing startlingly high-risk loans certain to drive thousands of companies into insolvency.

Top-level executives also told reporters that when it comes to depleting the life savings of millions of people and sending every major national economy into a tailspin, they feel “refreshed and raring to go.”

Read the rest of the satire here


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